Suisse Watch

A look at the daily challenges of living in the exotic land of the Swiss.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

One last visit from Mom

Greetings faithful readers, if there are any of you left.  You are undoubtedly asking yourself why (after so much silence) there would be an update to this blog, what with the fact that, I left Switzerland long ago and thus could not have much more to say about the country.  You would be right about me leaving Switzerland (nearly three months ago, now), but you would be wrong about me not having anything to say.  Mainly, as I was incredibly busy before I left and have not really been too motivated to work on the blog once I got back to the States, I have a little bit of catching up to do before I can comfortably put this blog to bed.  I figure that I have about three more posts in me (this one included) and that'll be it.



Mom's Final Visit


After the great success that was my father's solo visit (see here, for details), it was decided that eventually my mom should have her turn to hang out with me, and thus plans were set in motion.  She came out at the beginning of September, which turned out to be perfect timing as most of the tourists had gone home for the year yet the weather was still warm enough for outdoor fun.  Our first stop: Paris!

We took the TGV to Paris, which turned out to be incredibly convenient.  From Lausanne to Paris, it is only 3h40 minutes, which makes the train significantly faster (and roughly the same price) as driving.  Although we managed to do lots of other interesting things (such as a guided tour of the Louvre from our friend Olivier), our main purpose in visiting was to see some babies.  Word on the street was that two new ones had just arrived at the home of our good friends (and former San Diegans) Laurent and Carole.


Above, you can see Carole with ... I think that's Louca,but it might be Elio.  At the time, I definitely could have told you (the two twins looked totally different) but right now the memory is a little fuzzy.  For sure, the guy lurking around the back of the photo is definitely Laurent.


If the last one was Louca, then this one with my Mom is definitely Elio, I think.  Although, it certainly is possible that I accidentally picked two photos of the same baby.  Well, at any rate, let the record show that we indeed visited Carole, Laurent, and their two beautiful babies, Elio and Louca.

After returning from Paris, we decided to rent a car and hit the road.  Hoping to complete my goal of visiting every canton in Switzerland, we headed off in the direction of Ticino, which forms the vast bulk of the Italian part of Switzerland.  To get there, instead of taking the autoroute and a tunnel or two, we decided to drive some more scenic mountain roads and ended up driving the entire length of the Valais and then crossing the Nufenen Pass into Ticino.  Although the lower part of Valais is moderately populated, at least on the valley bottom, Upper Valais is really sparsely populated and basically just doted with tiny little villages.  It is hard to do them justice, but each hamlet we passed looked like it could have been the inspiration for Heidi.  One of the neatest aspects was the way that very old-fashioned, traditional, humble buildings were right next door to newer, nicer, or just much more expensive places.


For instance, this seemingly normal looking church (above), looked like this on the inside:


and it was located right across the street from this:


Just to answer the inevitable questions: yes, that weird two-staircase design was everywhere in this part of the country and no, I have no idea why.  There are literally entire books that you can buy that discuss the minutiae of traditional barn design and the differences from canton to canton, unfortunately I never bought one of these (I'm kicking myself now), so I will never know why so many people felt the need to have two doors on opposite sides of the building, each with their own staircase.  It's a secret to everybody.

Ticino, by the way, is beautiful.  We decided to stay in Lugano, the capital city, as it is beautifully located on Lago di Lugano, a glacial lake on the border between Switzerland and Italy.


Along the border of Lago di Lugano are a number of small hills and mountains, many of which have little funiculars or cog trains that allow for incredible views with only the smallest effort


I don't think it is really evident in the picture above, but I want to note here that it was not obtained with the minimal effort.  Upon climbing the steps to the roof of the little chapel on top of the mountain, I decided that I needed to try to capture the incredible view.  After a couple of shots, I thought that I was going to have a tough time getting a good shot with the massive swarm of mosquitoes on the roof.  Then, I realized that the mosquitoes were hardly a problem at all, and that it was the swarm of bees that would be the real challenge.  Nonetheless, I ran right up next to the hive to take this picture, then bravely ran away, away.

As some of you may know, lately my Mom has been on an incredible fitness kick.  Walking many miles every morning and eating nothing but raw meat she catches with her own hands, she has become a formidable athlete.  Eager to put her new powers to use, she was hoping to go on some nice, pleasant hikes in Switzerland.  Our first hike was from the top of Monte San Salvatore down to Lago di Lugano, from which we took the ferry back to Lugano proper.  The forested mountain was really nice, but the real treat were the tiny villages we passed on our way down.


Although part of Switzerland, Ticino definitely has more of an Italian feel and these little towns really felt like they could have been in Tuscany somewhere.  Also, at one point during our hike, we were sort of low on food and energy and we came across a fig tree growing near a church.  Exactly two figs were hanging over the path, which we took as a sign that they had been left for us, and promptly devoured them.  Best fig I have ever had.


Lulled into a false sense of confidence, my Mom was easily convinced to go on a much longer, more challenging hike.  The idea was simple: we would leave our car in the tiny town of Spinas and hike to Chamanna Jenatsch, a mountain hut run by the Swiss Alpine Club.  According to the website, it should take about four hours. Of course, as we approached Spinas, we found that we couldn't actually drive to it (only a bike/horse road goes through) and that we would have to park in Bever and hike an extra hour to Spinas.  This was my first mistake.  My second mistake was that I left the very detailed maps that I had printed out back in my apartment and thus, although there was effectively no possibility of getting lost with but a single trail, we never really knew how far along we were or how much more we had to go.


As we started hiking, we noticed that there were just tons and tons and tons of fresh raspberries along the trail.  We saw a bunch of other hikers and honestly couldn't really figure out why there were so many berries left this late in the season -- shouldn't they have been eaten by now?  These questions, of course, were nothing in the face of our hunger and we ended up eating handful after handful of the wild fruits.  They were incredible.  Of course, when I was telling a friend about this later, I was informed that the reason no one else was eating them was that wild berries can (possibly) be carriers of echinococcosis, or fox tapeworm.  The idea is that the berries grow close enough to the ground that they might have traces of fox urine on them, and that urine might carry this tapeworm which, upon ingestion, travels directly to your liver and then starts growing into a baseball size lump over the course of many, many years.  As a preventative measure upon finding this out, I put my liver through a rigorous and thorough toxification program to ensure that no tapeworm would possibly want to make a home inside.  But I digress.

I don't think I can stress enough how much more difficult this hike turned out to be than I originally intended.  Consulting a map on my return, I realized that to get to the cabin, my Mom and I hiked more than 10 miles and climbed more than 3000 feet.  To be honest, near the end I was really starting to worry that it would just be too much and that we wouldn't finish while it was still light, but every time I turned around, my Mom was just kicking ass, plugging away at a constant pace, and swinging those crazy walking poles.  Even as it got really steep and rough at the end, she pressed on and didn't once complain.  It have never been more proud in my whole life.


The cabin was great -- good food, friendly people, warm rooms, and even running water -- and I think it gave my Mom a great introduction to the whole hut-to-hut hiking experience.  Although I definitely prefer normal backpacking -- carrying a huge pack, sleeping outside, avoiding civilization -- there is something to be said for these huts and the way that they let you get out into the wilderness for a night without having to have anything more than a school backpack.

As far as my Mom was concerned, our return hike the next day was pretty much the highlight of the whole trip.  Although we had heard them the previous day, it wasn't until then that we finally had our first marmot encounter.


Sure, they look a little like extremely obese squirrels, but they definitely have charm.  Whistling, slouching around, generally being lazy -- they live the dream life.  I was really happy that we had a chance to see one up close as, really, no mountain experience would be complete without one.



There was lots more to our trip, but only one major thing of note.  Without any foresight or planning, while driving back through the Berner Oberland we stumbled across the Reichenbach Falls.  Although I had definitely read about them in a guide book earlier, by this point I had basically forgotten that they were even in Switzerland, so it was a pleasant surprise to see a little sign on the side of the road and my Mom, mystery lover to the extreme, and I took a quick pause to check them out.

A cog train carries you up to the viewing platform where you can see the scene of the most dramatic of literary struggles.  A star on the cliff gives you the exact location where the fight took place:


We only had a few minutes, so we didn't get to hike around the falls (which is supposed to be nice) or raid the gift shop, but I did get a photo of this plaque, which sits at the bottom of the falls.


Pretty cool.



It is kind of fitting that this will be my last "normal" post -- I'll probably write two "summary" posts eventually -- as the whole trip was one of the best I've ever been on in my life.  We really saw a lot of the country, did a lot of cool things, and had a lot of fun.  Here's to many more in the future


Thanks Mom!

Sunday, October 17, 2010

More than words








"A thing of beauty is a joy forever" -- my grandfather.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Mountains beyond mountains

Hola amigos, I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya ... and no excuses.  Things have indeed been pretty busy around here, but really the main reason I haven't made any updates to the blog is just plain laziness.  Not a whole lot to say, really.  And, you know how it is: put it off for a little while; then you start feeling bad that you didn't do it when you should have; which makes you not want to do it; which makes you put it off some more; which makes you feel even worse; etc.  Kinda like bathing.  Anyhow, it is starting to look like my days in la Suisse may be numbered, so I figured I should sort of empty the metaphorical hopper of all the stuff I haven't posted yet just so that it will be there for all.  Seeing as how I talk to most of my "readership" personally (Hi Mom), most of you have probably heard of or seen a lot of this, so you'll have to wait for even later updates for some new info.



The Jura, redux

No other place on earth offers more and better mountain adventures than Switzerland.  In the summer time, the possibilities are nearly endless.  As I was pretty sure going in that this would be my last summer here, I figured I should try my best to get out as early and as often as possible.  By May, the nearby Jura Mountains were mostly snow and mud-free, so I started there.

Fig. 1: L'arbre des 2 menteurs, the "tree of the two liars," near the Creux du Van.

For my first hike of the season, I re-did my first hike in Switzerland -- I went from the Gorge de la Poëta Raisse to the beautiful Creux du Van, near Neuchatel.  The hike was much the same as before, sans the getting lost, except there were a couple of surprises.  First, the above tree.  It is, as the plaque indicates, the Tree of the Two Liars.  If you search for the phrase in French on google (with quotes), it will not return a single hit.  Searches for the translated phrase in English were not much better.  So, then, what is the deal with this tree? I have no clue.  I figure, though, that by posting something online at least I will be establishing some sort of trail which eventually might lead to some info.  There was a farmhouse somewhat nearby, but no one was home when I went past so I could not get any local info to help me out, either.  And, no, the tree isn't special in any way -- it looks just like any other tree, outside of the plaque.  Maybe the internet will eventually come up with an answer.

Fig. 2: ShamWow!  The reintroduced chamois have absolutely no fear of people as they are a protected species.  These guys -- massive, pointy horns and all -- had no problem wandering around me while I hiked by.

One more exciting thing from this hike was that --unlike last trip -- I got to see some of the famous chamois of the region.  Chamois used to be native to the region, but industrialization and increased population wiped them out a while ago.  They were artificially reintroduced at some point and have since thrived in their reclaimed homeland.  More known in the US for their soft, smooth leather (shammy), these guys are protected by law and will not ever be used to polish expensive cars.



Chartreuse

The next hiking trip I went on (or, at least the next one I can find good pictures of) was to the Chartreuse region, near Grenoble.  After meeting Loren in Grenoble, we hopped on a bus and headed into the wilderness to spend then day hiking, then camping out in the wild.  Unlike in Switzerland, where tent camping is illegal throughout, in France one is allowed to make temporary camps (bivouacs) as long as you have packed everything up in the morning.  As we were only planning on staying one night, this was just fine with us.

Fig. 3: One of the many awesome limestone cliffs of Chartreuse.

The Chartreuse region is made out of soft limestone and over the millennia, rainwater has carved it out leaving a bunch of caves, cliffs and other exciting features.  The views off of the top were absolutely incredible, and the heavily carved nature of the rock meant that there were just tons of unusual things.

Fig. 4: The Trou du Glas.  Although it was the middle of the summer, there were huge pieces of ice inside this little cave and the water inside was icy cold and delicious.

Fig. 5: One of the more unusual things in Chartreuse.



Zinal Glacier

Even more mountains! As I have mentioned before on this blog (somewhere, I'm sure), the mountains here are peppered with cabins that are run by the Swiss Alpine Club that you can stay at for a very reasonable price. So, instead of camping out in tents, if you want to do an overnight or multi-day hike in Switzerland, you generally end up staying in one of these mountain huts or cabins. The cabins are staffed during the summer hiking season and the winter skiing season and they offer a really nice dinner, breakfast, and the company of other people. Although it seemingly rained all August, toward the end there was one weekend that was nearly perfect. I got on the train, then took a (totally packed) bus out to Zinal, which is quite literally the very furthest east outpost of French speakers in the country. It is well into the alps and a great jumping off point for a bunch of different hikes. I decided to head to the Zinal Glacier and to stay at the Cabane du Grand Mountet nearby.

Fig. 6: The Zinal Glacier.

Not to sound like a broken record, but it was an incredible hike.  The trail was really, really tough (the ascent was more than 4000 ft over about 8 miles) but the valley that it ascended was incredible and the view of the glacier at the end was definitely worth it.

Fig. 7: The Cabane du Grand Mountet.

Fig. 8: At every cabin, they always have a bunch of slippers for you to wear inside. Usually, they are kinda old and not available in my size, but at the Cabane du Grand Mountet, it was first-class all the way.  Check out these custom Swiss Alpine Club Crocs.  I know that I've probably sworn that I would never wear Crocs, but I felt like I could make an exception this time.

Fig. 9: Near the Cabane du Grand Mountet.  What kind of blog post would this be without a picture of a beautiful scenic landscape largely obscured by my head?



The Berner Oberland

The most famous hiking region of Switzerland is definitely the Berner Oberland.  Basically, a couple of valleys and a bunch of famous mountains (Eiger, Monch, Jungfrau) near Interlaken, it is the definition of "post-card Switzerland."  The area is extremely popular with Japanese tourists (I read somewhere that at roughly any given time in the summer more than 25% of the people in Interlaken are Japanese) and now Indians (who come to enjoy the alpine scenery that features prominently in many Bollywood films).  Thanks to the influx of tourists, there are an incredible number of trains, lifts, and gondolas that will take you up to some incredible viewpoints (including the Jungfraujoch, the highest train station in Europe).  Of course, thanks to the influx of tourists, these trains are ridiculously expensive.  As they are also at least two connections away from Lausanne, it's also a bit of a pain to get there, so until this summer I had never really been in the area.

Fortunately, though, Migros (the supermarket) was running a little sticker-collecting promotion that allowed you to get certain tourist train tickets two for the price of one.  Jens, officemate extraordinaire, and I decided to take this opportunity to head out to the Berner Oberland and to hike the Faulhornweg, allegedly the most awe-inspiring and beautiful hike in all of Switzerland (so says Rick Steves and two other guide books I own).

Fig. 10: Jens and Paul, looking good in the Berner Oberland.

As you can see, the views were incredible!  I wish I had a picture with at least a hint of a mountain or two, but we literally could not see a single peak all hike.  The layer of clouds and fog was so thick that the temperature difference at the top of the hike and the bottom was like 30 degrees (maybe 40 on the top and about 70 in the valley).  So, this was about the best picture we got all day.  Well, at least it was good exercise.

Fig. 11: We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort License Plates.



Via Ferrata at Jaegihorn

A via ferrata is a climbing route that has been set up with a permanently fixed metal cable running the entire length. Climbers wear a normal climbing harness equipped with two special ropes (called longes in French) that are attached to the cable to catch the climber if he/she falls.  In addition to the cable, there are also (generally) numerous metal supports, brackets, rungs, and bolts that have been attached to the route to help climbers through difficult patches.  The idea is that the routes are sort of an intermediate difficulty between normal hiking and real climbing.  Although I really do not have the upper-body strength for real climbing, I figured that a via ferrata would be a fun challenge so I decided to go along with my friend David on a trip he organized.

Fig. 12: Me (in the center) with part of the via ferrata posse.  This shot shows a really flat and easy part of the route.

Although I definitely had some idea before I left, I guess I really didn't realize just how difficult the trip would be.  At first, you climb along the rocks, holding onto little handles, putting your feet into cracks, and generally feeling like a badass mountain man.  Then, the holds get smaller, the climb gets more vertical, and you have to start really thinking about where to put your hand next.  After a while, though, you figure out how things work and it becomes fairly routine.  Then, we hit this:

Fig. 13: The infamous cable bridge of the Jaegihorn Via Ferrata.  Probably not a lot of fun for those who are sensitive to vertigo, but with all the safety cables, it wasn't that bad.

It is hard for the picture to do justice, but this suspension bridge (which is two cables wide) is really high up (328 ft up) and really long (295 ft long).  The safety ropes really help with balance (having one above your head puts you in a naturally balanced position) but the length combined with the high wind made it very, very tense.  Of course, I knew about the bridge ahead of time and figured that although it would be tough that I could make it without incident.  I was right, but what I didn't know about was what was after the bridge.

Fig. 14: The bridge and monkey net.

It is really difficult to see in the photo, but after the bridge was a monkey net -- which was difficult to climb and tiring -- and then a sheer vertical wall.  Although most via ferratas have lots of iron rungs bolted into the wall, this one was apparently set for a much greater difficulty and there was very little aid.  At times, you would find yourself resting on a single half-inch bold that had been drilled into the wall, staring down to the rocks, hundreds of feet below you.  Of course, nearly everyone else who went had a lot of (real) climbing experience, so I got a lot of help and advice in terms of where to put my hands and feet which really made the whole thing a lot more doable.  In the end, I was really proud of myself for making it to the top and I definitely got a taste for more via ferrata in the future.

Fig. 15: This is some sort of mountain goat.  Everyone had a theory about what type it was and what it was called in German or English, but none of us were really sure.



OK. That's all for now. But, I definitely promise more updates to follow. Maybe not soon, but soon enough. Thanks for your patience.

Friday, May 14, 2010

A fresh spring salad

Springtime is here!  Sort of!  Although the weather has been decidedly un-springlike for the last couple weeks (gray, rainy, and generally yucky), there have been occasional patches of sunshine and happiness and I have tried my best to make the most of them.  A couple of weeks ago it was particularly nice around here so I decided to take a brief trip into the nearby woods on a culinary adventure.  As always, my first thoughts were directed to my readers and their entertainment, so I made sure to document the trip for posterity.  It is with that in mind that I bring to you part two in my "Highlights of Swiss Cooking."

Bear's Garlic Salad

Step 1:

Go to a nearby wooded area.  It doesn't have to be a particularly large place, but it probably has to be in Europe somewhere and it helps it's only lightly wooded so that the underbrush gets direct sunlight.  I chose the small wooded area on the northeast side of EPFL.

Step 2:

Look for a patch of ail des ours -- bear's garlic.  Here is what one looks like:


Fig. 1: A patch of ail des ours near EPFL.  The Sorge creek runs right through campus, and around its banks are some well-kept woods that are great for jogging, walking, and picking ail des ours.

If you chose your wooded area well, you will have absolutely no problem finding this.  It seems to grow almost everywhere you look and even if you aren't looking for it, it's easy to find as the pungent garlic/onion smell makes it instantly recognizable.  The first time I saw it, I was jogging through some woodlands and as I passed a big patch of the stuff, it smelled like someone was cutting onions or something.  Definitely not something you forget.

Step 3:

Collect a whole bunch of bear's garlic.  Wikipedia claims that there are other leafy green plants that look very similar but are actually poisonous, thus one should be careful in attempting to identify bear's garlic.  On the other hand, the smell is so strong and so distinctive that it would really take a concerted lack of effort to accidentally mistake this for something else.


Fig. 2:  A bag of bear's garlic.  I think that the smaller, thinner leaves are more flavorful, but unfortunately they are also harder too pick.  As each single leave has to be picked individually, it is much easier to fill a bag with big, floppy leaves than the smaller more pungent ones.  As always, life is unfair in this regard.

Step 4:

Take the bear's garlic home, clean it up and then go get some other salad like ingredients.  As the bear's garlic will form the base of the salad, you probably don't need to add any onions or garlic to the salad itself.  I decided on going simple: strawberries, parmesan, and a simple balsamic vinaigrette.  I probably would have thrown in some nuts or maybe poppy seeds (my Mom makes a really good poppy seed dressing that would have been perfect), but the cost of these things in this country is absolutely obscene.

Step 5:

Make a salad.


Fig. 3: The finished salad.  Always use your best plastic serving dishes for a salad of this quality -- no sense in getting cheap now.

Still have leftover bear's garlic?  Like, 3/4 of a big bag's worth?  Well, fortunately, it has many other uses.  If you own a food processor, you can make pesto by just substituting it for the basil -- you know, if you have to make substitutions for basil, what with your life currently being a basil-less living death.  Less depressingly, you can slice it up fine and toss it on top of pasta, omelettes, or risotto.  Happy eating!



Related note: why is it called bear's garlic?  Allegedly, this is due to the European brown bear's well-known love of digging up the bulbs and enjoying them as a post-hibernation snack.  Linguistically speaking, I find this a little odd.  Although I am not an ursine-behavioral expert, my numerous field studies have indicated to me that bears are nothing if not extremely lazy.  By this logic, I am guessing that bears probably eat pretty much anything edible that grows in any abundance anywhere near anywhere that bears live.  So, why aren't there a bunch of other things that are similarly named?  Shouldn't there be bear's berries? bear's peas? bear's lilies? bear's nuts?  Anyway, I did not find this "just-so story" explanation particularly compelling, but I guess it will have to stand until further evidence comes to light.

Along those lines, do yourself a favor and check out this absolutely insanely over-informative article about the plant.  The author agrees with me that the etymology of the name is suspect, but he also notes that the link with bears occurs in almost every European language.  He then goes on some loosely related tangents which you should really read yourself, but here are the highlights:
The [word for bear]  is a euphemism originally signifying just the brown one, being derived from an Proto-Indo-European root bʰer brown ... It appears that the Germanic peoples avoided uttering the true name of the bear, fearing that the invocation of the name might make the dangerous animal appear.
and
The true Proto-Indo-European name of the bear is h₂rtḱos, probably meaning destroyer 
I leave you with that.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Nous sommes toujours fidèles!

Hockey fever is here!  Did you know that Switzerland has not one, but three different hockey leagues?  The top rank is the Ligue Nationale A, just below that is Ligue Nationale B, and below those are the regional leagues.  The LNA is one of the oldest hockey leagues in Europe (going back to 1916) and is considered to be one of the top European leagues, behind Sweden, Finland, Czech Republic and Russia.  In fact, during the NHL lockout, several NHL players came to Switzerland to play, including perennial playoff choke artist, Joe Thornton.  Jumbo Joe must have hit the fondue pretty hard, though, as he managed a paltry 54 points in 40 regular season games.  I also note that Thornton scored a ridiculous 24 points in 14 playoff games, which should be compared to his more representative 53 points in 76 NHL playoff games.  Maybe the Sharks can have their home games moved to Switzerland to inspire Thornton to show up for the post-season... not that I'm bitter or anything.  I digress.

Despite being the 4th (or 5th, depending on how you count) largest city in Switzerland, Lausanne does not have a hockey club in the LNA.  Instead, the mighty Lausanne Hockey Club -- aka the LHC, aka the Red Lions -- plays in the less prestigious LNB.  Still, as the hockey fan that I am, I was eager to go check out a match and I took the occasion of my father's visit to make my first trip.

Fig. 1: That's about as big a smile as I could get out of him.

Luckily for us, my father's visit coincided perfectly with the all important LNB playoffs.  After finishing the regular season in third place, the mighty LHC roared into the playoffs, winning a couple of series and thus facing the hated EHC Visp in the LNB Championship series.  Check out this awesome video that the club made to get people pumped up for the playoffs.  I dare you to watch this video and not want to go outside and kick some butt.  We had tickets for game 4, and up to that point the series was 2-1 in favor of Lausanne.  Excitement was in the air.

When I bought the tickets, I had the choice of seats or "standing room."  I think I've gotten SRO tickets for baseball games before, and what it means is that you end up sort of wandering around the stadium, watching the game from behind the outfield fence, or standing underneath one of the overhangs -- basically, it's a relaxing way to catch a bit of baseball while spending too much money for beer.  The standing area here was entirely different.  Basically, people were standing so that they could yell and jump more easily -- sort of as if the Stanford 6th man section were twenty times larger, twice as drunk, and constantly singing.  I guess this sort of crazy person section (generally referred to as Ultras) is pretty common at soccer stadiums, but I wasn't really expecting to see it at a B-league Swiss Hockey game.

Fig. 2: The Ultras.  They had massive home-made flags and banners and basically never stopped chanting all games long.  Pretty impressive.

As I didn't feel like the two of us would fit in very well with the Ultras, I decided to get normal seats.  Although our seats were not ideal, they were pretty darn close to the ice and not too far off to the side.

Fig. 3: The view from our seats.

One cool thing about the seating is that there is a special section of the arena reserved for visiting fans.  Since Visp is relatively far away (about 2 hours by train) and not particularly large, they did not exactly fill their section.  But, with the aid of a massive kettle drum, plenty of horns and noisemakers, they did their best to be annoying all game long.

Fig. 4: The visiting supporters.  A few things to note about the photo: first, check out the thick fencing to keep them from interacting with the crazy home crowd (there is a standing section on the far left of this photo).  Second, notice the inviting concrete "seats" available.  And finally, notice that each of the fans is being fully patted down by one of the numerous guards each and every time they entire the section.  Seriously, this seating section is about one step up from a full-security prison.

As is apparently de rigeur, the LHC has its own animal mascot.  I have no idea what his name is, but I have to admit he didn't really make much of an impression.  First, he did not descend on wires from the ceiling, accompanied by music.  Second, other than riding around on the Zamboni and generally just wandering around the ice before the match, he barely did anything.  He did not run around getting people pumped, he did not pretend to eat small children, he did not get cheers started; in sum, he has a long way to go before I would even mention his name in the same sentence as the hardest working fish on the ice.

Fig 5.  The LHC mascot.  Lausannie? Lionie?  This was about as excited as he got all match, unfortunately.

As for the hockey match itself, it was a tightly-contested, low-scoring affair that featured lots of end-to-end action and some great saves by both goalies.  After going up 1-0 early in the 3rd period, Lausanne failed to hold the lead as Visp scored in the closing minutes of the game, forcing overtime.  Shortly into overtime, though, the LHC came through with the winner, thus taking a commanding 3-1 series lead.  Here is a video I took of the after match celebration.  Towards the end, you can hear the crowd breaking into one of their favorite cheers, Tous ensemble! Tous ensemble! Hey! Hey!

Fig. 6: The winning goal (still in the net)!  If you look closely, you'll notice that LHC is not shy about sponsorship -- those are the Golden Arches on their socks.

The LHC went on to win the next match, in Visp, thus securing a 4-1 series victory and the LNB championship.  Hooray!  But, the journey was not yet over: as champion of LNB, Lausanne had an opportunity to play the last-place team from LNA in a best of seven series.  Winning that series would mean promotion to LNA and the end of the ignominy of toiling in the lower leagues.  Lausanne won the LNB last year but lost the promotion series, so they were eager for another chance.  Between them and the LNA stood the hated HC Bienne.  Now that I was officially an LHC fan, I felt compelled to go to at least one game in the promotion series, but as tickets for actual seats were pretty expensive, I figured that if I wanted the full LHC experience, I really needed to get a standing-room ticket with the Ultras.  Why not?

Fig. 7: The Ultras, as seen from the inside.  Unfortunately, I forgot to bring my real camera with me so all I have is this stupid cellphone photo.

Joined by labmate Jens, I went to the 4th game of the promotion series.  At this point, LHC was down 2-1 and desperately needed a home victory to keep hope alive.  We arrived about half an hour before the match and found that the standing section was pretty much entirely full.  We had to force our way up to the top, then squeeze in tight.  Looking around, I estimated that if there were a fire, the blocked staircases, the single exit door, and the incredible density of people would have resulted in an absolute disaster.  I pondered this thought quite a bit as I looked around and saw tons of people sneaking cigarettes -- smoking isn't allowed inside the building and they were afraid to go outside and lose their spots.  Anyway, it was a density of people that would probably be prevented by (reasonable) legal concerns in the US.

The match was absolutely awesome.  Lausanne went ahead early and never looked back, finishing the game 4-0.  As expected, there was a lot of chanting and singing going on, and once we got the hang of it, we yelled with the best of them.  Most of the chants are sort of a combination of Allez (Go!) and LHC, but some others were a little more complicated.  Here are some youtube videos other people took of the crowd singing and chanting.  There are really a lot of these videos on youtube (for Lausanne alone) which really speaks to the intensity that their partisans bring.  It was an awesome experience to be part of it and I definitely am looking forward to future games.

So what about those future games?  Lausanne and Bienne took the series to the full seven games and the seventh game itself was tied for nearly its entirety.  Then, in the 57th minute, Bienne scored and then held on to win.  Thus, the incredible LHC must remain in the LNB for at least one more year.  Oh well, at least this means that ticket prices won't go up.

Aux armes!
Nous sommes les Lausannois!
Nous sommes toujours fidèles!
Et nous allons gagner!

Allez LHC!!!

Saturday, April 17, 2010

A very special day

I am a little bit late on this (technically, it's only 3pm in California right now, so it's not so bad), but I just want to use my vast internet influence to say something very important:

Happy Birthday Veronica!

Alas, it was but one year ago today that Veronica, aka Baby Girl, entered our lives and what better time to celebrate! As is becoming some sort of a tradition around here, I have made a video to commemorate the occasion. You can find see it by clicking right here (or down below!).


By the way, yes, I know I'm not a particularly good singer (this really became apparent when I had to listen to the video over and over as I was compiling the clips), but I'd like to think that the weakness of my voice is masked by the non-stop cuteness of the photos. Also, thanks a lot to Vince and others (I think) who took most of the photos -- I would have more of my own photos of Veronica, but they disappeared along with my crummy camera somewhere deep in the bowels of LAX. Anyway, enjoy!


Tuesday, April 13, 2010

A sense of scale

Just a quick update: there is a pretty cool Google Maps "mashup" at www.mapfrappe.com which allows you to easily compare the relative area of two different parts of the world. I'm sure that this will be a shock to no one, but I made a little map comparing the relative areas of the Stanford Campus (not including the Dish or SLAC) and downtown Lausanne. I don't know why, but I found the results sort of surprising and kinda cool. Anyway, check it out for yourself.

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